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"It's not the heat, it's the stupidity that kills you."
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Sounds of the Summer
Some of the more memorable quotes of the summer have been recorded for
posterity:
The Sinking Ship Analogy
Some say that Practice School is much like a sinking ship. If the
analogy holds, here are the roles played by the members of our crew:
- AP is down in an isolated room in the hold of the ship, simulating
the problem (ASPENating).
- PF found a bucket and is fervently bailing, apologizing all the while
that he didn't start sooner.
- LG is trying to fix the ship's radio so that the problem could
be communicated to the outside world.
- BJ assures us that he has inquired about the ship's status with the
host company and will get back to us as soon as he has more
information.
- CQ keeps taking each team member aside and asking them why they are
allowing the ship to sink.
- SS has purchased a ticket on another ship and will soon be rescued by
helicopter.
- JV had the same plan, but lost his ticket and is having
nightmares.
- LJ is in the gym, working out her anger about the situation.
- EA and VM overslept and are happily playing cards in the galley, not
yet fully cognizant that the ship is sinking.
- JO has climbed the mast and is yelling out, "Just stay afloat two
more weeks, baby!"
Candidates for symbolic song of the summer:
- Garth Brooks - Much Too Young
"I'm much too young to feel this damn old"
- Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta
"I'm not sick, but I'm not well... 'cause I'm in hell!
- Ace of Base - Cruel Summer
"It was a cruel, cruel summer, now you're gone"
- Fastball - The Way
"Where were they going without ever knowing the way?"
And of course it was hard to be rid of:
- Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
- Alanis Morisette - Uninvited
- Spice Girls - Viva Forever
Also popular in the summer of 1998:
- Shania Twain - Still the One
- Faith Hill - This Kiss
- George Strait - I Just Want to Dance with You
- Matchbox 20 - Real World
- Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
- Semisonic - Closing Time
- Everclear - I Will Buy You a New Life
- Dave Matthews Band - Stay (Wasting Time)
- Natalie Imbruglia - Wishing I Were There
- Areosmith - Don't Want to Miss a Thing
- Donna Lewis - The One
- D.J. BoBo - Around the World
- Mr. President - Happy People
- Simply Red - The Air That I Breathe
- Des'ree - Life
Radio Stations we listened to for music:
- 92.1 FM KRTS Houston - K-Arts (Classical)
- 92.9 FM KKBQ Pasadena/Houston - Q Country (Country)
- 93.7 FM KKRW Houston - The Arrow (Classic Rock)
- 96.5 FM KHMX Houston - Mix 96.5 (Hot Adult Contemporary)
- 101.1 FM KLOL Houston (Classic Rock)
- 103.3 FM KJOJ Freeport/Houston - Kiss Again (Top 40)
- 104.1 FM KRBE Houston (Top 40)
- 107.5 FM KTBZ Lake Jackson/Houston - The Buzz (Modern Adult Contemporary)
- 96.5 FM BFBS Dusseldorf (Hot Adult Contemporary, English)
- 98.6 FM Koeln (Eclectic, German)
- 102.4 FM/107.6 FM Radio Leverkusen (Adult Contemporary, German)
- 103.5 FM RPR-1 Bonn (Hot Adult Contemporary, German)
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